Then I'm super scared for what fashion disasters await at tonight's actual Grammy event. These are selected pics from Clive Davis' legendary pre-Grammy party. They are pretty much all bad, except for one kinda ok look. What do you think? Scared just like me?

Mya what are you thinking? The basic part of this dress probably wouldn't be bad if it were cocktail length, but coupled with the awful sheer overlay, it has an oddly inappropriate maternity feel. Unless, of course, Mya is actually pregnant, in which case, she totally has that preggers glow.

I sadly have to admit I have Tik Tok is on my Iphone, and I listen to it semi-frequently. That said however, Ke$ha, you do not get a pass for this stupid look. Has anyone noticed Ms K is almost always in the same black, over accessorized outfit? It always reads kinda upscale hooker to me, and not in a good way.

Good lord J-Hud what on earth were you ever thinking? Uber-fitted purple leather with embellished shoulders? No, no, no, no, NO! I am not gonna love you in this no matter what you say.

Listen Ciara, I understand it must be rough to already be a fading sort-or been pop-star, and I swear I still listen to "Love & Sex & Magic" constantly, but none of that makes this pathetic attempt at media relevancy excusable. Wearing recycled poodle fur with shorts on the red carpet will not revive what little career you had to begin with, so please 1,2 step off the carpet now. Thanks.

You know, I've been mostly on board with Rihanna's fashion risk taking of late. She really wants to be an individual on the red carpet, and in life in general, and I respect her direction. That said, I'm not feeling this dress. It's a little too "More is More" for my taste. A bit of editing would have actually made this a fab ensemble, but I still like Rihanna for taking chances, and not in the Celine way.

At first glance I thought this was a passable ensemble, until I looked closer and realized this is not a full length dress but a jumpsuit. Ugh, why oh why does Hollywood continue to pretend jumpsuits are fashionable, much less flaterring. Toni, honey, you are not makin' me high with this look, in fact, at best, you're making my hurl.

The one breath of fresh air is Taylor Swift. While this isn't a fabulous, jaw dropping looking, in fact it sorta feels like everything else I've seen Taylor in; but at the very, and I me barely, least it's not a disaster. Taylor looks cute and fun, although, for the life of me I don't know why she doesn't blow out her hair. Totally way chic'er.


