Recently I went to New York to shoot some segments at the Jersey shore, and thankfully I had my trusty camera with me. Since it's actually summer on the east coast, as opposed to the frosty rain sodden gloom we've had in the NW, people on the streets and beaches were letting it all hang out. Take a gander.
This was taken on the plane out east. Take a look at the line in the back of this guy's hair. Know what that is? Yeah, that's wear his comb-over starts. Seriously bub, you are fooling no one.
Wow, it's almost tough to figure out where to start on this one. I guess left to right will do. First her bra straps are totally exposed, something I always hate, but that's almost permissable next to the gap between her top and those sad little denim capris. I mean who wants a doughy skin flap hanging out? And then her friend next to her. Seriously, if you're wearing a racer back top, wear a strapless bra. That is not a flaterring look what so ever.
This one is almost too easy. It's a tad blurry, so just in case let me tell you what his shirt says "Trust me, I'm fat." And trust me, he was. I'm mad I wasn't able to get a better picture, because this gentleman was so large, he, uh, had jowls, ummm.... down there. Trust me. They were fat too.
This little chickadee is actually Miss New Jersey if you can believe it. See that case she's holding? That had her tiara in it. I'm sure she's a nice enough lady, but check out those tacky cheap shoes, they aren't excusable even in the best of circumstances, but at the beach? No way sister.
Look, if I needed a wig I would want it to be human hair too, but I'd rather fight a crack whore in a dark alley for her polester weave than buy a "human hair wig" at this hooptie shop.
Oh decisions, decisions. Sparkling or flat. Do and Do.
Why on earth would anyone buy these things? Do they look at all comfortable to you? Cause one things for damn sure, they are NOT fashionable.
And finally on my way home, one last morsel. What on earth is happening here? The hat with the faux flower, the criss cross wrap, the jorts, and that hideous bag? How over done is this chick for a simple plane flight? She needs to do that last minute check in the mirror and take the look down a notch.... or five.
